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CD SINGLES

YOU'LL NEVER PLAY THIS PLACE AGAIN!
The band's first EP ! Includes "You'll Never Play This Place Again" and also "High School Hell" and "The Girl Who Had No Brain!" All the original versions (different from album versions). Spiral No. 14.   $1.50
 
BLINDED BY THE SEX
CD reissue of the bands May/June 1999 and July/August 1999 cassingles. Contains "Blame It On Joe Kelley" (2 versions), "Blinded By The Sex," and "Psycho Love Song" (non-LP). Spiral No. 15/17.   $1.50
 
LOOKOUT
CD reissue of the Oct./Nov. 1999 and March/April 2000 cassingles. Contains the band's original versions of "Look Out!" "Sponge," "Brand New Cadillac," and "Sedated." Spiral No. 18/19.   $1.50
 
"LIVE"
8 songs for the price of a CD single! Recorded live at a trailer park in Raymond NH. Includes "Don't Talk To Me," "The Girl Who Had No Brain," "Shit For Brains", "You'll Never Play This Place Again!", "Torso," "16 Tons," "High School Hell" & "Play With Fire." Spiral No. 21.   $1.50
 
SHIT FOR BRAINS
CD reissue of the May/June and July/August 2000 cassingles. Includes "Shit For Brains" and "Torso," (both recorded live at WMFO), plus "Sloth," (non-lp) & "Mad" (also non-lp). Spiral No. 20-23.   $1.50
 
TRIBUTE TO THE JABBERS
With special guest backup vocals and lead guitar by Al Chappel, Rob Basso & Chris Lamy of the Jabbers. Includes "Ballad of G.G." (non-lp) & "Don't Talk To Me." Spiral No. 24.   $1.50
 
SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS
The band's December 2000 Punk rock Xmas CD single. Includes "Shit For Christmas" (the original version) and "Little Strummer Boy" (both non-lp) Spiral No. 26.   $1.50
 
WORST JOB
Jan./Feb. 2001 CD single. Contains "Worst Job" (different mix from LP), "16 Tons" (pre-Dan version) and "Worst Job" (unplugged version). Spiral No. 27.  $1.50
 
SKELETONS FROM THEIR PAST
May/June 2001 CD single. Contains "Garbage", "Model Citizen" (non-lp), and "Stompbox" live at WMWM (non-lp). Spiral No. 29.   $1.50
 
THE BALLAD OF THE JONEE EARTHQUAKE BAND
Aug./Sept.2001 CD single. Also contains "I Just Called To Say I Hate You" (non-lp) and special bonus track "We'll Never Play this Place Again" by Impaled Milk with jonee on guest vocal. Spiral No. 30.   $1.50
 
SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE THAT CIGARETTE
Oct./Nov. 2001 CD single. Contains "Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette", a demo version of "Charcoal Bride" (both non-lp) and special bonus tracks by The MOSQUITOS "Rock 'N' Roll Beach Party" (demo), & "Tomorrow In High School" (remix). Spiral no. 32.   $1.50
 
SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS
Dec. 2001 Re-mix version of "Shit For Christmas and also contains "Run, Rudolf, Run," and special bonus track by the Mosquitos "Jolly Old St. Nicholas." Spiral No. 26a.   $1.50
 
IT'S MY PARTY (and I'll FIGHT if I want to!)
Jan./Feb. 2001 single. Includes "It's My Party..." (two versions), "Don't Blame Us" (all non-lp), plus a bonus track of "Race With The Devil" by TWISTED WRECK. Spiral No.34   $1.50
 
LIVING WITH A PSYCHO
March/April 2002 CD single. Contains "Living With A Psycho" and also "Here I Am" (both non-lp). Spiral No. 37.   $1.50
 
BORED TO DEATH
May/June 2002 CD single. Special guest appearance by Tim Hapgood of Moments Till Death on the GG Allin title track. Also includes "Heavy Shit." (non-LP). Spiral No. 38.   $1.50
 
JOHNNY USELESS
July/August 2002. A split EP with the MIDNIGHT CREEPS! Features "Johnny Useless" (with backups by the Creeps), plus our Illbilly remake of "Girl Who Had No Brain!". PLUS, two bonus tracks by the CREEPS themselves: a cover of jonee's "Ballad of GG" and a live version of "The Kids Are Screaming".   $1.50
 
LIVE @ CBGB's
September 2002 CD single. Live versions of six favorites recorded at the infamous New York punk landmark CBGB's. Includes "Look Out", "Sedated", "Worst Job", "It's My Party and I'll Fight If I Want To", "Here I Am" and "Ballad of GG". Spiral No. 40.   $1.50
 
Songs from the Vaults
October 2002 CD single. Rare live radio versions of songs by two of our favorite musicans. A version of the Jonee Earthquake Band that no longer exists performs favorites by musicians that no longer exist. With super bonus tracks by Downtrodden doing Jonee's "Hold On" and EC's "Welcome to the Working Week". Spiral No. 41.    $1.50
 
SURFIN' U.K.
January 2003 CD Single. The sharp new instrumental "Surfin' U.K." and our blatant plea for "Free Guitars". Plus great bonus tracks from Missionshifter--"Will Gross Not Forgotten" and "For the Better"! Spiral No. 43.   $1.50

UP WITH PIRACY
March 2003 CD Single. MP3 Format
Our salute to punklubber mutiny backed with a request for judicial understanding--"But She Wouldn't (Shut Up!)" And new tracks from The Downtrodden, The Knox, The Chumlies and Kermit's Finger. Spiral No. 44.   $1.50

THE CLASSICS!
May 2003 CD Single. Three A sides from Jonee's first singles with the original Jonee Earthquake Band! Hear where it all started with "../black Plastic", "Skeleton Rock" and "Bedroom Eyes", never before available on CD! Top it off with our tribute to the Glimmer Twins for a rocking blast from the past. Spiral No. 45.   $1.50

TOMORROW MAY RAIN!
June/July 2003 CD Single. John's laughing and Paul's crying as Jonee takes on the Fab Four with the mosh version of yet another sappy McCartney/Lennon ballad. And bad love gets worse on the flip side with the tender "Redneck Love Song".
PLUS three thrashing songs from the Webcors, New Hampshire's own supergroup!
Spiral No. 46.   $1.50

THE GIRL IN G.E.D.CLASS
The lessons not learned in High School Hell won't be learned here either as Jonee probes the lunchbox of "The Girl in G.E.D. Class".
Crocodiles: Run or Dance? You decide with our 50s style "The Crocodile Song". Add great cuts from Blank Tradition, The Rydells, The Downtrodden and The Jimmies and you have Spiral No. 48. $1.50
BE LIKE YOU
We again bite the hand that keeps smacking us with "Be Like You", backed with a live WMWM version of a rarely heard, longtime favorite, "Rumours of War". Then hop on the tour bus for songs from The Sarcastics, from Clinton, Mass, The Paraplegics from Rhode Island, and Blacklisted and the Bob Saget Squad from New Hampshire. Spiral No. 49. $1.50

Santa's Evil Helper
GG Allin springs to life to save Santa's ass in this quaint tribute to the carols of yesteryear.
Toss in a remix of last year's 'Worst Xmas' and you have a rollicking start to this year's Christmas cheer, with a total loss of only $1.50. Spiral No. 50b
Your Tiny Conversation Heart
Google eyes tying your tongue? Put our words in your mouth to take your relationship to the next level. Or hear what you're missing with our update of the old standard, "Bedroom Eyes"
More? How bout hot tracks from Bombs Away, Isaac's College Fund, The Drags, and Ninja Swords for Tim. All for $1.50. Yes, we're crazy. Spiral No. 52

Misfits
When is a Misfits cover not a Misfits cover? Learn the shocking truth as Jonee attacks more punk icons with Misfits and School Box. Press next for the hard core stuff from The Knox, The Struggle and Red Invasion. Yep, still $1.50. Spiral No. 53
Live @ The Channel
Live classics from Boston's infamous Channel nightclub, featuring the original Jonee Earthquake Band, with jonee, Jeff Hapgood, Warez Hell and JR. Choice gems like "Daddy's Home", "Smarten Up", "Baby Come On Home". Ten songs for ten dimes!!! Beat that, Walmart bastards! Spiral No. 54

The Cuckoo
Having finally found a band he can depend on, Jonee enlists it for this solo CD, with acoustic versions of three of his favorite traditional songs. If you missed his show at Passim's Coffee House in Cambridge, here's a sampling from another side of Jonee Earthquake.
AND bonus tracks from Chanticlear, The Gobshites, R2-Detox, Isaac's College Fund, Nobody's Heroes and Skawabunga. All for the traditionally low price of $1.50. Spiral No. 55

Another Boring Day
With the local band scene wrapped in peace and love, Jonee looks around to see what's happening in the rest of the world. Good news! Not much to report! Just 'Another Boring Day'. Speechless, the band jumps on the 'Matrix Stomp' for track 2.
Add terrific songs from Montreal's Les Prostiputes, The Rotaways, DeathPact, The Yarbles and Operation Extermination and you have a serious bargain for $1.50. Spiral No. 56

(Lately) You Suck!
Low Carb? South Beach? How bout Type 0? Jonee ponders diet fads in "You Suck", aka "Zombified Girlfriend", then introduces Kurt Cobain to Little Richard for a great song but doomed romance, "Good Golly, Polly G." Keep spinning for terrific tracks from Les Skalopes from Paris, The Romantix from Hanover, NH, The Cupcakes from Thetford, VT, Left To Die from Londonderry, NH, and every father's nightmare, The Assbags from Raymond, NH. Spiral No. 58  $1.50.
DIY OR DIE!
You want something done right, you do it yourself. If you're making punk music, if you want it done at all, you do it yourself. DIY OR DIE! Then take a walk on the flip side with Jonee's tribute to the classic instrumental, "WALK DON'T RUN". Mosh on to SIX bonus tracks from Gruesome Bruce, Paint The Town Dead, Bad Mother Fuzz, The Retcons, Antipathy and MRI. Spiral No. 59  $1.50.
Side of the Road
Why did the chicken cross the . . .no wait. What are all those goddam crosses doing at the side of the road? Yeah, that's the one. We've got no answers, but the question makes for a great song for our Fall somewhat limited release. Ian takes the mike on the B side to rip through "Rowdy, Beer Drinkin' Nights", and then hands it over to the Mystery Tramps, Rosen, Piracy, Meat Depressed, Pity Whores, Fetish Chicken and The Skexies. All for $1.50? We may need to rethink this.
Spiral No. 60  $1.50.
Comfort and Joy
Jesus Christ! Yep, it's that time of year again. Everyone you didn't want to see at Thanksgiving is back for more, and this time you have to give them presents! But we have just the deterrent: Jonee's Christmas Single, guaranteed to piss off worshipers of all colors and creeds. The band's "Comfort and Joy" starts the mayhem, with tender carols from The Assbags, Meat Depressed, F.R.A.G., R2-Detox, The Fosters and The Rosens wrapping everything up nice and pretty.
Spiral No. 61   approx. $1.50.
"Live" on the Blacklist
Jonee, Ian and PJ go for the trio sound in a show broadcast on Portsmouth's FM station, WSCA (106.1). Get live versions of "Another Boring Day", "Lookout", "16 Tons", "Up With Piracy", "Be Like You", "Sedated", "D.I.Y. or Die", "Rowdy Beer Drinking Night", "It's My Party", "Side Of The Road", "Worst Job" and "Play With Fire". $1.50. Spiral No. 62.
Parental Advisory / Still Playing With Fire
Jonee Earthquake Band: Parental Advisory, Still Playing With Fire.
Bonus Tracks from Short Term Memory, The Bilge Rats, Stin and the Beatoffs, On A Mission, The Assbaggs, Suburban Showdown, The Bindlestiffs and The Sick Boys. $1.50. Spiral No. 63.
I'm A Pirate / Lonesome Train
Jonee Earthquake and the Scabs: (Cause Baby) I'm A Pirate/ Lonesome Train (On a Lonesome Track
Bonus Tracks from The Revue, Real Life Time Machines, the Denton Affair, Abortion Squad, Teenage Schizos and The Talkboxes. $1.50. Spiral No. 65.
Chernobyl Baby / Chaos Kitchen
Exotic Ukrananians and mysterious bass players star in our latest "My Chernobyl Baby", backed by "Chaos Kitchen", featured as the closing theme for the Providence punk cooking TV show. Mix and serve with sides of Real life Time Machines, the Fosters, Pariah Beat, Short Term Memory, Piracy, Suburban Showdown, Colin and The Cancer, Aborted Baby Buffet and Xlinesx and you have a serious bargain at $1.50. Spiral No. 66
No Respect / Punks for Obama
We give George Bush all the respect he deserves in the band's latest CD single, backing it up with a vote for Obama. Joining the politics of exclusion are Pity Whores, Merrimack Butt Pirates, Indecents, Rejected Society, Mongrel and more (awaiting Supreme Court decision). $1.50. Spiral No. 67.
Moshing is Dangerous / Return of the Sloth
Actually, it's only dangerous if you do it in front of the wrong bouncers--when in doubt go for the life of the sloth. But just try not moshing to the bonus tracks by The Knox, Suburban Showdown, Aborted Baby Buffet, Colin and the Cancer and Indignation. All on Spiral No. 68 for $1.50.
20 Flight Rock / Don't Blame Us
Jonee and the Scabs take the stairs for the rock classic, and back it up with the defiant original "Don't Blame Us!". You want more for your buck? Rustproofing, maybe? How about tracks from The Hostiles, Orange Juice Music, Kermit's Finger, Shamherst and Maggie Duford. All on Spiral No. 69. $1.50

FULL LENGTH CD ALBUMS

SIXTEEN GREATEST HITS by the JONEE EARTHQUAKE BAND
All their hit songs re-recorded, re-mixed, with special guest appearances. Titles include: "Ballad of GG", "The Girl Who Had No Brain", "Shit For Brains", "Sponge", "Look Out!", "16 Tons", "Worst Job", "You'll Never Play This Place Again!", "Brand New Cadillac", "Sedated Rabbit", "High School Hell", "Blame It On Joe Kelley", "Garbage", "Blinded By The Sex", "Torso" & "Play With Fire." Spiral No. 28.   $7
 

SIXTEEN GREATEST HITS Volume 2 by the JONEE EARTHQUAKE BAND
Can't remember who you loaned which single to? Tired of putting together your own JEQ mixes? Problem solved! Sixteen brand new versions of Jonee's latest hits, from 'Up with Piracy' to 'Moshing is Dangerous' all here on one CD for your moshing pleasure. Why wait for us to seize your luxury yacht--pick one up at our next show! Spiral No. 70. $7
 

WORST CHRISTMAS ALBUM Compilation
(Rare original first pressing on Spiral Records!)
Destroy Christmas spirit wherever it may lie with Jonee's Christmas comp of bands we love to hate. "Silent Night" - Nobody's Heroes. "Worst Christmas" - Jonee Earthquake Band."Christmas Hit List" - Midnight Creeps. "Carol of the Bells" - Social Disgrace. "Sorry Mom" - Kermits Finger. "Santa Doesn't Love Me" - Impaled Milk. "Father Christmas" - Zippo Raid. "Shit For Christmas" - Jonee Earthquake Band. "We Didn't Get Shit For Christmas" - Brainless Wonders. "Don't Believe In Christmas" - Missionshifter. "Merry Christmas Asshole" - Chanticlear. "Ho, Ho, Oh!" - The Chumlies. "Little Strummer Boy" - Jonee Earthuake Band. "White Line Christmas" - The Downtrodden. "365 Shopping Days Til Christmas" - Blank Tradition. "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" - The Mosquitos. "I Fucked Mrs. Clause" - Photon Torpedoes. "Dead End Day" - Mike Graton & Tim Hapgood. "All Over Your Christmas Tree" - Jonee Earthquake with Twisted Wreck. "Santa Does Christmas" - Aunt Gemima & The Collard Greens. "Donder Slayer" - Fetish Chicken. Spiral No. 42.   $5
 
WORST CHRISTMAS ALBUM VOL II
No one said not to, so we've done it again. 15 songs to amaze your friends and piss off the neighbors in this festive season.
Bob Saget Squad - "It's a Capitalist Christmas", cyndi@electrip.com - "I'll Be Home For Christmas (Not My Dad)", Jonee Earthquake - "Surfin' in the Air (from the Snowman)", Jonee Earthquake Band - "Santa's Evil Helper (a G.G. Allin Christmas)", The Yarbles - "Father Christmas", The New Romance - "All I Want For Christmas", Nobody's Heroes -"Merry Fuckin' Christmas", The Rydells - "Run, Rudolf, Run", The Chumlies - "D.W.I at Christmas", Chanticlear - "Merry Christmas Mr. Buchanan", Meat Depressed - "It's Christmas", Left Sells Red - "Christmas Is A Drag", Isaac's College Fund - "Happy Birthday Jesus", Fetish Chicken - "Suck Off A Snowman", DWI - "Rudolf The Reindeer". Spiral No. 51.   $5
 
ANOTHER BORING CHRISTMAS COMP
Frosty and Christmas both take a hit as New England punk bands revel in the wondrous tradition of attacking holiday madness. The Jonee Earthquake Band is joined by The Brainless Wonders, R2-Detox, Debra Needs Silence, The Sterns, Y69, EE-Wee, S.M.I., The Fosters, Kermit's Finger, The Gobshites and Ron Hex. If there ain't room under the tree for this travesty, you need a bigger tree. Shop on! Spiral No. 57  $5.


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